i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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