So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
A+ Viking dick
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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