Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Randomize