god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
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