god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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