I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I would fuck him just for his dog
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