Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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