He is such a slut. More and more my type.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
it's like iHOP with fire
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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