am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
How external is "for external use only"?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
40s are totally the cure
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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