we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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