A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Randomize
