I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I currently don't understand fingers.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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