People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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