Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
