Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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