i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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