loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
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Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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