Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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