just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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