Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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