I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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