Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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