This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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