your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
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my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
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i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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