How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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