Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
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