you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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