wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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