I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
The ass gains better be worth it
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