Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
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We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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