Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize