i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
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I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Congratulations! We have a period
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