My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...