Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
i think i just lost a toe
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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