Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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