There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
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He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Dick very happy bro
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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