): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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