I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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