yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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