But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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