Umm I'm too high to move.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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