She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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