Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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