This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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