no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
He's on the porch naked. Help.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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