Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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