She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I am one with the molecules
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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