Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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