Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I didn't notice because vodka
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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