So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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