I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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