I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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