accomplished twins. life is a go
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
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He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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