The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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